Mourne Marathon Tango Pull-Out Shocker!

Some say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and so it was that Tango & Cash had intended to enter this year's Mourne Mountain Marathon.

Tango's protein-rich meat diet has caused damage to his throat, and his tonsils are to be removed on the weekend in question. So I am currently looking for a partner for the event - anything legal considered.

Don't worry about our navigation skills. They are shown to great effect here in a picture from last year's event, as we use all our guile and experience to locate the Finish line.