Showing posts with label TrailBadger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TrailBadger. Show all posts

Monday, March 26, 2012

Two Pokes and a Tandem - Castle Ward Race 24 March 2012

With a favourable forecast for the closing race of the CCAR Series 2011/12 at Castle Ward, we reckoned we’d see if we could go one better than our fluked second place in the same race last year. No chance – we floundered badly through a general lack of fitness, a couple of tactical errors and a bit of bad luck; and we’ve learned before that all three need to be on form to place well.

Waiting for the next ferry with a punctured tandem.  Davy insisted on downing his ice-cream before the photo.
We decided to have a go on a tandem on this race after checking that we were eligible to race with it, and were delighted to get the nod from organiser Ivan. We’d never been on one together before, so it was a nice change but took a right bit of getting used to.

We also took a chance on a new Tango and Cash event HQ, our ‘new’ Elddis caravan. Highlight of the day was when one lad turned up at the door of it with all his mandatory kit, wanting to register for the race!

The race started on the FAR side of Strangford Lough in Portaferry, so after the race briefing at Castle Ward, we all made our way along the forest track on the bikes in convoy and then into Strangford village to catch the ferry to the start line... at least everyone else did.

We got 3 pinch-punctures in the pot-holes on the way down and missed the ferry. It was only when gobbling ice cream waiting for the next ferry that we realised there was well over 30 stone weight to the thing, so we shouldn’t have been surprised.

We finally got on our way and started the race, cleared all the bike points on the far side, did half the running ones, and hopped on the ferry to come back to Strangford, along with most other teams. We biked again, and our timings were going to be OK until we reached a daft special task that had us scrabbling around on a hillside for over 20 minutes getting cut to shreds by brambles for a mere 20 points. This meant we only had time to get back to base, pick up two of the run checkpoints, the first kayak one, and get straight back to the finish. The hill was brutal and the legs were gone, so we arrived back over five minutes late and lost a whole pile of points for that.

Great to be back out on a race, and a real shame that the competitors didn’t get to use the mountain biking trails within the estate. Well done to CCAR on another great event and series, and thanks to Joan and team for the fantastic catering.

May the technical issues experienced on Ivan's computer at the end mean that the results never come out!

The new Tango and Cash rolling HQ - bling!

Thursday, September 01, 2011

Singlespeed World Championship 2011, Ballyhoura, 27 August

Team TrailBadger descended upon Ballyhoura MTB trails in force, just managing to nick fourth place on the day. Thanks to Ivan's mum for making the very comfortable badger outfits.



The TrailBadger squad - Ivan, Lavabo, Enda, Davy, Steve, Rick

 


A strong finish for Tango & Cash, but plenty of rehab required for the trashed bikes


Monday, December 13, 2010

TrailBadger Annual Conference, 9 December

A successful and enjoyable evening with 15 friends, fire, meat, music and banter in the snow-covered winter wonderland that was TrailBadger HQ.

Three items on this year's agenda:

  • Man of the Year award - won for an unprecented second year on the trot by Hugh for outstanding endeavour, but he was ready this time and didn't quite yield the entertainment of 2009
  • Riding a bike up the ladder that nearly resulted in Sparky's death at last year's conference, over the TrailBadger igloo, and down the snow ramp - following Rick's rather laissez-faire attempt, this was manfully achieved by Davy, albeit he landed square on his nose on the other side
  • Any other business - four additional items were presented under AOB:
    • rhino-charging the igloo from all sides whilst Aran tried to patch up the holes from the inside;
    • a long debate on the obvious short-comings of civilian pilots;
    • attempting to fix an unexplained subsidence in the TrailBadger HQ perimeter wall; and
    • lamenting the state of Jack's wife's new car.
The TrailBadger igloo, poised and ready to receive its challengers,
prior to its untimely demise

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

TrailBadger Annual Scotland Trip, 1 - 3 October


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Inspired by Rembrandt van Rijn's "The Nightwatch" or "The Shooting Company of Franz Banning Cocq"

Starring: Team TrailBadger, Glentress 2010
Creative direction: Ian Shovels
Art restoration: PJ

Monday, August 02, 2010

The Mourne 500 - Take 2! 30 July

Every point in the Mournes over 500m in height – 21 hours (18 hrs 26 min from Point 1 to Point 39), 68km, 5400m of climbing.

Mourne 500 final peak, Finlieve
Atop Finlieve, the Mourne 500 completed

Following our abject failure on 5 June, we were all lined up to give the Mourne 500 another crack with the bikes on 30 July. Unfortunately, Davy had to pull out at the last minute due to a particularly nasty bout of athlete’s foot, so instead Enda and I decided to have a quick stroll around the route to stretch the legs, Enda fresh from completing the Transalp Challenge with Mickey Laverty as Team TrailBadger the week before.
Incapacitated as he was, Davy joined us for every stride via his trusty CB radio, and was a constant source of inspiration and advice through what turned out to be a pretty arduous 21 hours!

We decided to do the route in the opposite direction to the previous bike effort, parking at Carrick Little car park and heading up Binnian, our start time about 11:20am in the rain and mist.

Food and supplies were similar to before, with LOTS of pizza, chocolate, gels and energy bars (crisps too would have greatly improved the experience), plus first aid kit and bivvy bag, torch and extra layers, etc. But no bikes!

The weather was unpredictable, with rain, drizzle, mist, wind, sunshine and clear skies to keep us on our toes, but it was pretty cold, wet, windy and miserable through the night. Throughout, we were glad of our compass to keep us right, as visibility was very changeable.

It started to get dark when we were coming off Ben Crom around 10pm, and the following mountains were tackled in total darkness: Doan, Slieveloughshannagh, Carn, Muck, Ott, Slievenamuck, Cock, Pigeon Rock. The first hints of daybreak greeted us as we tackled Slievemoughanmore.

After our final point, Finlieve, we shuffled down to the road and started a 12km trudge on the tarmac back to the car. Once we got to the shop in Attical, to our great relief a geological research team were kind enough to offer us a lift back to the car park in their Land Rover.

So, who’s next for this one?!


Mourne 500 route map

All the points on our route

Thursday, May 13, 2010

TrailBadger Annual VE Day Commemoration

As is custom, the TrailBadger crew spent 10 May, 65th anniversary of VE Day, in full uniform, off the beaten track in the Mournes. A great day out in glorious weather, and home for tea.

Started at Trassey, round Meelmore to Fofanny Dam (where we picked up Monsignor James Keown), down the road to Pigeon Rock, up the wall over Pigeon Rock, down to the Hen Track, over the saddle between Tornamrock and Rocky Mountain, down through the forest to Cloughmore Stone, into Rostrevor, chicken and chips, up Finlieve, down the track and into Attical, ice cream, then back to Trassey up the road. Poor Mark suffered badly for the last hour, but it was all for one, and one for all! ;-)
The Hung Parliament
James worked hard on his suntan

Sunday, December 13, 2009

TrailBadger Christmas Party 2009

Fourteen hardy souls braved the cold to enjoy the TrailBadger.com Xmas BBQ on Friday 11 December, sett (geddit?) on the rolling banks of Sixmilewater tributary the Clady Water.

TrailBadger crew


Ian, Enda, Stevie, PK, Hugh, Jonny, Phil, Sparky, Davy, Lauren, Tom, Conor, Bug and Rick enjoyed a cocktail of hotdogs, bbq beans, condiments, lubricants and open fire, with the unmistakable tones of Billy Ocean leading off the Friday night sounds of the 80’s on the beat-box. Bug led the charge with the catering in his time-honoured Ray Mears style.

The TrailBadger Man of the Year trophy was presented to Mr Wallace, for outstanding endeavour during 2009. Delighted to receive the award of a Tyrone Crystal fruit-bowl, his delight soon evaporated when he was presented with half a pint of Bulmers & Baileys (which basically turns to cheese as soon as the two mix). Credit to him, he got three quarters of the way through eating it before he finally threw up.

Each attendee was also presented with his new badger pelt, on the understanding that everyone would complete the TrailBadger Trials Challenge, a rickety see-saw made from a wooden box and a broken aluminium ladder.


Miraculously, nobody died, but Sparky NEARLY did. Stevie, particularly upset by the incident, was heard later to cry "You're all a bunch of Palestines!"

See video of what happened to Sparky

The formalities were completed with the installation, in the TrailBadger bike emporium, of the 2010 Ace Fixings calendar, which, it was unanimously agreed, was extremely tastefully done.


TrailBadger Man of the Year 2009

TrailBadger crew
"Bulmers & Baileys, you say? Interesting"

TrailBadger crew
"Right, em, not quite what I was hoping for, I'll be honest"

TrailBadger crew
Only 300ml to go!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

TrailBadger.com Annual Scotland Trip, 16-18 October

Sixteen hardy souls braved baking sunshine and balmy temperatures to endure the meteorological hell that was Glentress and Innerleithen.


Faces set like stone to the driving blizzard and gale force winds, the brave 16 remained steadfast atop the mighty peak at Innerleithen, boldly singing rousing hymns, contemplating their sure destruction, and welcoming their glorious transition to eternity.


Jonny wondered as to the precise spot of his icy grave, completely lost and disorientated in the total white-out conditions.


John Ritchie was the beneficiary of this year's trip to Borders General Hospital. (I'm happy to report that the liposuction was a complete success).

Thursday, October 16, 2008

TrailBadger.com Weekend in Scotland 2008

TrailBadger.com teamed up with a few ne’er-do-wells from NTSR, and jumps-specialist Sammy Brownlee, in a Tango & Cash organised trip to Glentress, 10 – 12 October 2008.



A weekend of fantastic weather and great biking, all was going well until Ian decided on Saturday afternoon that he wasn’t getting enough attention; so he chucked himself over a jump, over the bars, and directly onto his head – reconstruction later showed it as an 8 foot vertical drop.

Smashed helmet, bashed-up head, general cuts and bruises, and it was clear that we were heading for A&E to get him checked out properly, such were the strange noises and gibberish emanating from the normally lucid Ian.


So began the most tedious 30-mile journey we had ever embarked upon, as Ian repeated the same rubbish over... and over... and over... and over again.

Clearly still totally out of it when we arrived at Borders General Hospital, after another hour or so it seemed that Ian had started to talk sense again until, under questioning from the doctor about the date, he thought it was approaching October 2003!
Sammy shows us what it's all about, just before his minor altercation with a rather large and obstinate tree!
The Great Gatsby

Sunday, August 24, 2008

The Slieve League Lunger

A joint venture between Tango and Cash, Trailbadger.com and Trump Enterprises Inc. enabled the staging of the first ever “Slieve League Lunger” in County Donegal on Saturday 16 August, despite the terrible flooding that wreaked havoc all over Ireland.

The Lunger (pronounced Lun-jer) begins in Ardara, striking west for the ancient enclave of Glencolmbkille via Maghera and Port, before the downing of hot whiskies in Teelin and tackling of Slieve League (Europe’s 2nd highest sea cliffs, supposedly), returning to Ardara via Glengesh. A total of 80km and over 2300 metres of vertical climbing.

Davy was regrettably unable to attend the event of which he is patron, but Mark, Enda, Ian and Rick all received Finisher’s medals. Conor, having had to stop early to go and do some tiling, pledged to complete unfinished business in 2009.

The success of this year’s Lunger has kick-started planning for the 2009 event, which will be staged again in August and will follow the same route, with the spice of an added kicker at Slieve League.

For anyone interested in the precise route, contact info@trailbadger.com.

Slieve League, Donegal Slieve League, Donegal
(The 4 successful Lungers enjoy a hot one before the big climb up Slieve League. Conor's blushes at not making it all the way were far outweighed by his embarrassment at being caught on camera arriving in a VW Jetta)

The route map:

Slieve League, Donegal

WARNING: Boring unless you were there, or are planning to take it on (possibly boring anyway).

The 2008 Slieve League Lunger participants gathered in a sodden Ardara at 9:30am on Saturday 16 August. Ian, Conor and Rick were already in County Donegal on other business, but Enda made the trip from Sligo, and Mark from Antrim town!

The five bikes left Ardara at 10:00am heading west towards Maghera in torrential rain, and in a couple of minutes we were completely drenched and thinking our target a pipe-dream. The waterfall on the coast road, normally a trickle, was simply awesome, chucking more water than probably at any time in the last 50 years, and we stopped to enjoy the power and the noise. We didn’t stop at Maghera, and soon we were pounding up the steep valley known as Granny. The heavy rain stopped and we had superb views behind us.

Conor, more used to Dublin City cycling than crossing mountain passes, quickly came to the conclusion that proceeding would surely end in his untimely death, but we managed to cajole him to the top. We were stopping for lunch in Glencolmbkille, but had another big climb to do, and Conor elected to take the short-cut down with no more climbing. Rick, navigator for the day, sent the poor chap the wrong way and, after being assured a free-wheel to the village, he had a 120 metre climb thrown in just to keep him from getting bored!

Oblivious to Conor’s troubles, we had a fantastic descent down to the dead end of Port, with a great view and dry skies on the way down. Arriving at the road end, the river was crashing in torrent down over the rocky beach, and we noticed a sheep-dog just standing stock-still in the middle of the river. On watching for a moment, we realised the poor thing had attempted to cross, had fallen badly, and was now stuck and terrified. Given the water level and the foul weather, the shaking hound (who had clearly been there for some time), was now in some danger of dying of exposure!

Rick decided to be hero, and waded out to the dog in a strong current with uncertain footing, but the worst that could happen was being swept 30 yards down the beach and into the tide to the enjoyment of the rest of the lads. Ultimately with Ian’s assistance as chief catcher, we rescued the beast, which had badly cut its leg in its attempted crossing. Satisfied we were now in positive karma, we left the dog in the care of a passer-by as we started our last big climb before lunch, Ian soon pitching over the bars in classic O’Seibhlinn style.

The grassy path up the mountain afforded fantastic views of the bay behind us, but the rain was soon torrential once more and the mist closed in. We could hear the dog barking frantically down in the bay, at which point it struck us that we should have perhaps thought to look for the dog’s owner in the river too! Whoops!

On summiting the hill, our stomachs were pining for lunch and, Mark leading the way with total disregard for life and limb, we made short work of the high-speed tarmac descent. Down into Glencolmbkille, we made our scheduled stop and met up again with Conor at the Tea Room of the Folk Village, cold drowned rats.

Hot soup, bread, doughnuts and coffee soon had our spirits up once again, but Conor had elected to phone for a lift to make his escape, knowing that even tiling for his brother-in-law John was preferable to climbing any more hills in the rain. We could see in Enda’s cold, dead eyes that the only thing that would stop him summiting Slieve League today was the Second Coming, so the rest of us got ready to battle the elements once more. We didn’t hang around for long in the cafe, as it was pretty cold in there – even the folks preparing and serving the food were wearing duffle-coats!

Back out into the rain and feeling very cold, we started for Carrick up the walking route, safe in the knowledge that we had a 200 metre climb to warm us up again. We took ten minutes just to watch the river at Carrick Bridge, as it was in awesome flood, and then pushed on for Teelin. At Ian’s suggestion, we stopped in a pub for a hot whiskey before our climb up Slieve League and, just as we drained our glasses, it stopped raining for the rest of the day.

It took us a good 90 minutes to summit League, which was in a blanket of fog above about 400 metres, but the views were superb below that. We decided to dump the bikes rather than take them over One Man’s Pass, which turned out to be a good idea as it was very slippery and windy up there. We didn’t hang about at the top, as there was nothing to see or do, so we somehow found our bikes again in the mist and were down at the bottom in about 40 minutes from the summit, stopping on the way to fix Mark’s puncture and break Rick’s pump.

Following a quick pit-stop in Carrick, we headed south-east towards Kilcar, and then turned north-east for the long tough climb up the Ballaghdoo River valley in glorious sunshine, and the coats were off. The top sections of this beyond the road were extremely boggy and hard going, particularly through the forest at the very top, but it was good for the fitness, I suppose! We were by this time ready for home. There was no marked path as such once we got over the top, but we picked our way down open ground, loosely following the way-marked posts down to the river, which had been torn to shreds by a huge mudslide a couple of acres in size about half a mile up the mountain. A farmer at the road told us the mud-slide had come down the mountain like thunder.

Now back on the road, all we had to do by way of work was climb to Glengesh Pass, and we were bathed in early evening sunshine as we took the switch-backs and tucked for the long high-speed descent, recording a top speed of 49 miles per hour before the final 2km back into Ardara along the main road.

A long day, made longer by the amount of rain we endured, but a superb route and highly enjoyable. Definitely one for 2009.

For anyone interested in the precise route of the Slieve League Lunger, contact info@trailbadger.com.

Monday, June 02, 2008

TrailBadger Dominates World MTBO Championships

Trailbadger at the NI MTBO Championships

The 2008 World MTB Orienteering Championships were held at Craigavon Lakes on Saturday 31 May, in glorious sunshine and surroundings befitting of the event.
Run expertly by Lagan Valley Orienteers, there seems to have been a problem getting the event promoted any further than LVO and another 8 people, which is a shame, as it was tremendous fun.
Paul McArthur, clad in his Badger pelt, stormed to victory leaving the rest of us for dead, dominating proceedings to take the crown from last year's winner Jonny Gallier, who finished in second place. Full results here.
Tango & Cash amazingly finished within a second of each other, proving what a well-matched team they are, Cash's navigating proving to be the deciding factor on the day, heheheeeeee.
Team TrailBadger.com had 4 representatives on the day, L-R: Rick, Ryan, Davy, Paul
A superb event - would be great to have lots more of these.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

TrailBadger Biking Tops Steal Show in Milan Fashion Week

Well, so maybe there was a minor flurry of excitement on the outskirts of Antrim town.

Find out more about the TrailBadger tops, and get yours!

TrailBadger Biking Top TrailBadger Biking Top

Friday, November 30, 2007

TrailBadger.com Trip to Kirroughtree, 25 November

TrailBadger trip to Kirroughtree
No broken bones, just a broken seat. 14 heads. A great day out.
Nothing more to be said, really!

See the photos at Photobox
http://www.trailbadger.com/

Friday, October 12, 2007

TrailBadger.com Trip to Scotland 5 -7 October

The TrailBadger.com Delegates

Twas a fine trip. Lasting memories will include:

  • The fantastic weather - 3 days unbroken sunshine - in October?!
  • The hospitality of Ewan and the Cross Keys Hotel in Peebles
  • The really quite tricky Kona Dark Side northshore at Mabie
  • The Karaoke session! Not a word!

  • The steak and chips!

  • Hugh being passed uphill on day 2 by a 60 year old woman out walking

  • The 11 hours of potential biking time spent by Mark fidgeting with his video camera

  • Davy's spectacular fall on Spooky Wood - anything for the camera

  • International man of mystery Enda joining the party from Copenhagen with fresh legs

  • Stevie's small shin scrape and subsequent tosser footballer shinguards

  • Lavabo using the excuse of a bad back to drink with Rodger solidly for 2 days.

  • Bugsy's disgusting cycling tops, but gorgeous Arthur Daly motor

  • The blessed hand of the Virgin Mary herself intervening to prevent Ian from going over the lip of about 20 berms

  • Phil beating the baying women off him (and the dusky, smouldering Ian) in the Keg!

  • A fresh and spritely Jonny Gray being accused of having a hangover by Ewan because he supposedly "looked terrible"

  • Rick being an all-round super chap!

TrailBadger.com - Mountain bike trails for Northern Ireland Bikers - see our Southern Scotland pages.

Davy About to Fall

Thursday, June 28, 2007

The TrailBadger is ALIVE!

TrailBadger - Mountain Bike Trails in Northern Ireland

The ugly little caterpillar that was http://www.mtbtrails.blogspot.com/ has emerged as a butterfly for all MTB folks who might want to try somewhere new, but did not want to explore the unknown...

Mountain Bike Trails in Northern Ireland

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

New Web Resource for Northern Ireland Bikers

TrailBadger.com - Mountain Biking Trails in Northern IrelandOur very good friend Terence Dented-Trilby has just launched a new site aimed at providing information on the wealth of mountain-biking trails available in Northern Ireland.


The site is located at http://www.mtbtrails.blogspot.com/.

This will grow over time through feedback from NI's bikers, so check it out, and leave your feedback and suggestions.